Woodchuck's Big Day
Every February 2nd, a few woodchucks continue the age-old tradition of Woodchuck Weather Divination. I know, right? Other woodchucks don't care about it. Scientists despise it. But why; you ask, is it so fun to watch? Let's see.

Step One of The Woodchuck Divination Protocol: Look for one's own shadow.
I cannot sense my shadow...

Step Two of The Woodchuck Divination Protocol: Check if the Sun's around.
...Let me see the sky. For accuracy, I must verify the Sun's absence.

rumble...
I cannot see the sun either. Well, guess I can now decree that...

RUMBLE...
SPRING...IS... ...HERE!!! GOODBYE SHADOW! HELLO RAIN! HELLO WARMTH!!!

...ROOOOAAARRR!!!! RUMBLE! CRASH!
WELCOME-

Well, it certainly didn't turn out correct, did it?.
SPRING?
